Midwinter

Head witch (CSF Chief scary fairy) : - Julie, are you coming to our midwinter feast?
Me: Yep, what do you want me to bring?
CSF: Put in $5 each for meat and see JoJo, she is organising what everyone is bringing.
Me: OK
Me: Hey JoJo - Saturday night, I will bring a dip or a dessert.
JoJo: Gets out her note book and pen. Ok I will put you down for a salad.
Me: No, I said dip or a dessert.
Lorna: I am doing potatoes
JoJo: Potatoes, are they scalloped?
Lorna: Yes, with cream and ....
JoJo: So I will put you down for a green salad
Me: No, Py does the green salad with the rocket and parmesan, I will bring a potato salad
JoJo: But Lorna is doing potatoes
Me: Lorna's potatoes are hot. Mine are cold.
JoJo: I will put you down for pasta salad
Others at the table: Mmmm I love pasta salad
Me: Fine. You are a food nazi
JoJo: I am not a food nazi.