Snipets of work conversation

Supervisor, Checking my database "You have done 20 requests already today"
Me, Surfing the net "What are you doing? Checking up on me you fucker?"
Supervisor, Defends himself "What's the record?"
Me, Still surfing the net "25 in a day"
Supervisor "Its only early, you might set a new record"
Me Turn my back and continues surfing the net
Workmates Laugh
PS New record set that day 26 requests processed